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Ever felt like earthworms from a bad horror flick have crawled into your DMs? That’s how it feels when unsolicited advice-givers pop up in Telegram, spewing arrogance and trashing your journey. Here’s a bizarre story about the “worm-people” I’ve encountered while starting my OnlyFans agency. Curious about how to deal with these pests? Keep reading!

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The Invasion of Worm-People in OFM Telegram Groups

Something really strange has been happening to me: it feels like these psychos are crawling out from beneath the earth. They slither their way up and suddenly pop up in a new Telegram window, pretending to be all friendly. The way they move, you’d think they were earthworms—not the cute ones from “Beetlejuice” but more like the ugly ones from “Tremors”. Both great movies, by the way.

They start off asking questions in a polite, friendly manner, trying to create a connection. But soon enough, they start spewing unsolicited advice about how I’m doing everything wrong, using a condescending tone and aggressive attitude, insisting that working for them is the only way to learn anything instead of wasting time on my so-called “nonsense.”

At first, I thought it was just one rude worm-person with psychological issues or maybe suffering from the classic case of small dick syndrome. But no—more of them kept crawling out, 4 in less than 10 days. It’s bizarre. One of these worm-people even sent me six voice messages, spoken in broken English as if he had a mouthful of marbles (I couldn’t even identify his nationality, probably from the UK? maybe? not sure). In those six messages, he trashed BHW, its members, and bragged about his “foolproof” methods that he claims to have discovered all on his own. Apparently, he’s a genius making $100k per month. According to him, I absolutely had to work for his company or I’d never achieve anything in life.

What’s their deal? Why so much arrogance? Are they so insecure about the size of their dicks that they feel the need to compensate by harassing others in ways that help no one?

No one invited these worm-people to the party, so why come here to cause trouble?

Sorry for the digression, but if you’re new to OFM and starting your agency, you might encounter these kinds of characters. Just be aware. The best way to deal with them? It’s as easy as stepping on a worm: just mute them on Telegram.


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