It’s official — I’ve just launched the podcast version of this blog, and I couldn’t be more excited to finally share it with you.

In true creative fashion, I named it… OFM Secret Podcast (genius, right?). But don’t let the name fool you — this isn’t just another guru podcast. It’s your front-row seat to the underground world of OnlyFans marketing, brought to life through the wild and raw words of none other than Captain Goldtooth (yep, me).

Well… that’s not entirely true. The Captain isn’t actually the one reading — the voice you’ll hear belongs to a mysterious, anonymous and sexy pirate with a dangerously smooth voice and flawless English pronunciation. In each episode, this enigmatic host breathes life into the most valuable and controversial blog articles written by me — now available in full audio format!

Make sure to grab a good pair of headphones and set aside some quiet time — this is an ASMR-like experience, unlike anything you’ll get from your typical YouTube OFM guru.

We’re starting strong with 10 full episodes already online, featuring approximately 2 hours of content — ready for your ears, your notebook, and your hustle.

For now, episodes are available exclusively on YouTube Podcasts, but don’t worry — I am working on distributing them to Spotify, Apple, and all your favorite podcast platforms soon.

Here’s what’s already live:

1. Changing my life for the better (by making a fuckton of money with my new OnlyFans agency)
   The wild origin story that started it all.
2. How and Where to Buy Reliable Instagram Accounts for IG MS method – OnlyFans Traffic
   A full breakdown of where to get quality accounts — and how not to get burned.
3. How I Hired My First Filipino VA for Reddit – Tips, Tools, and What I Learned
   Real talk on outsourcing your Reddit game.
4. How I Made $200 on My First Day as an OnlyFans Chatter
   From zero to profit on day one — no fluff.
5. How to Tell Your Partner You Want to Start an OnlyFans Agency
   Possibly the most emotionally charged episode so far.
6. I Finally Lost My Virginity – My First Telegram Scam Experience
   A cautionary tale you don’t want to miss.
7. OnlyFans Chatting Agencies – The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Outsourcing
   A no-BS look into the world of chatting services.
8. The OnlyFans Interview Playbook – How I’m Screening My Next Superstar
   Talent scouting, agency-style.
9. The OnlyFans Manager’s Handbook to Surviving the Russian Web
   What weapons you’ll need to navigate the wild world of Russian websites — and unlock the unique OFM tools hidden within.
10. The Struggle Was Real – What I Learned from Failing with My First OnlyFans Model
    Painful but priceless lessons from the Captain’s first real loss — and how they paved the way for something much greater.

Subscribe to OFM Secret Stash YouTube channel and smash the notification bell so you don’t miss a single drop. More episodes are on the way — it only gets better from here.

🎧 Come listen, learn, and laugh with us.

We’ll see you on YouTube!